I was trying to cool down after jogging and I decided to quench my thirst with my favorite sports drink. As I was drinking it, something tasted kind of strange and it wasn’t refreshing at all. A moment later I discovered that I was drinking clam chowder.
What does one do when a life-changing event like this transpires? I need your help to make sense of this tragedy. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy sports drinks and clam chowder?