I was looking forward to taking a relaxing bath after a busy day but when I tried to turn on the water nothing was coming out. I kept turning the knobs until the ghost of Alexander the Great came out of the spigot and commented on my sassy shower cap.
What does one do when an event of this historical significance occurs? I really need your help to figure it all out. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy taking baths and talking to important figures from ancient Greece?