I was enjoying a delicious bowl of my favorite soup but something seemed off about it. Moments later I noticed that there was a sewing machine in my bowl.

What do you do when a life-changing event such as this transpires? I need your help to come to terms with it all and once again enjoy soup. What advice would you give me to deal with this nightmare?

I was rather hungry one evening and didn’t feel like cooking so I decided to order some food. I was eagerly anticipating my delicious meal but when I opened the bag I didn’t see my food but rather a priceless artifact that once belonged to the Knights Templar.

What does one do when an event of such significance occurs? I need your help to figure it all out and once again feel safe ordering food. What advice would you give me?

I was rather scared because I kept seeing a bear in my back yard. I finally got the courage to go investigate and realized it was just a giant slug.

What does one do when something like this happens? I really need your help to figure things out and once again enjoy my back yard. What advice do you have for me?

I was trying out my new water bottle but it wasn’t working very well. Worse yet, it wasn’t very refreshing. Upon closer inspection I noticed I had filled it with sand.

What do you do when a life-changing event such as this happens? What advice do you have for me so I may once again enjoy drinking delicious, refreshing water from my bottle?

I was gargling with some mouthwash to keep my breath fresh and clean and I noticed something was off. I looked at the bottle and realized I was gargling with tomato sauce.

What do you do when something like this happens? What advice would you give me so I may recover from this awful situation and once again enjoy the refreshing magic of mouthwash?

I was trying to make an important call and my cell phone wasn’t working. I took a close look at my cell phone and noticed I was trying to talk into a cabbage.

What does one do when a crisis of this magnitude happens? I need your help to put my life back on course and once again enjoy using my cell phone. What advice would you give me?

I kept hearing sounds in my attic and I was certain there was a vampire up there. I finally summoned the courage to take a look and discovered it was my aunt.

What does one do when one goes through a harrowing ordeal like this? What advice would you give me? I really need your help so I may once again enjoy my attic.

I was spending a day at the beach and I found a nice spot to relax. I put my towel down and was enjoying a nice cool drink when I noticed that there was a giant crab in my glass. What do you do when something of this magnitude happens?

Needless to say, this his been an emotionally scarring day and I really need your help to figure it all out. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy spending time at the beach?