I bought some new pants and was feeling pretty great but, after wearing them for a while, I noticed they were rather uncomfortable. I checked the pockets and pulled out several saxophones.
What does one do when an event of this gravity occurs? I really need your help to make sense of this troubling debacle. What advice do you have for me so I may once again enjoy wearing pants and listening to smooth saxophone music?
I was enjoying a delicious plate of pasta when I noticed that the texture was rather strange. I couldn’t figure out what was going on until I realized there were a bunch of chess pieces mixed in with the pasta.
What do you do when something this serious happens? I need your help to figure it all out. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy eating delicious pasta?
I was trying to find something to watch on TV and my remote control wasn’t working. After many attempts to get it to work I realized I was standing in front of my microwave.
What does one do when an event of such consequence transpires? I need your help figuring out what to do about this distressing incident. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy using my remote control?
I went to visit one of our great national parks and I was enjoying the amazing, scenic beauty when I tripped on a log and fell onto someone’s delicious picnic meal.
What does one do when an event of this gravity occurs? I need your help to heal from this horrible nightmare and once again enjoy visiting national parks. What advice would you give me so I may move on with my life?
I was ironing some clothes because I like to look neat and wrinkle-free. All my clothes were looking awful and I realized I was putting too much butter on the iron.
What does one do when something this awful happens? I need your help to figure it all out and once again enjoy ironing my clothes. What advice would you give me?
I decided to make my famous cabbage casserole one evening. I was having trouble getting everything in the baking dish when I discovered an alligator lying at the bottom of the dish and not making any effort to get out.
What do you do when something like this happens? I need your help to move past this harrowing event and once again enjoy my delicious casserole. What advice would you share with me to deal with this life-changing incident?
I was enjoying a delicious bowl of my favorite soup but something seemed off about it. Moments later I noticed that there was a sewing machine in my bowl.
What do you do when a life-changing event such as this transpires? I need your help to come to terms with it all and once again enjoy soup. What advice would you give me to deal with this nightmare?
I was rather hungry one evening and didn’t feel like cooking so I decided to order some food. I was eagerly anticipating my delicious meal but when I opened the bag I didn’t see my food but rather a priceless artifact that once belonged to the Knights Templar.
What does one do when an event of such significance occurs? I need your help to figure it all out and once again feel safe ordering food. What advice would you give me?
I was rather scared because I kept seeing a bear in my back yard. I finally got the courage to go investigate and realized it was just a giant slug.
What does one do when something like this happens? I really need your help to figure things out and once again enjoy my back yard. What advice do you have for me?
I was trying out my new water bottle but it wasn’t working very well. Worse yet, it wasn’t very refreshing. Upon closer inspection I noticed I had filled it with sand.
What do you do when a life-changing event such as this happens? What advice do you have for me so I may once again enjoy drinking delicious, refreshing water from my bottle?
