My Department Store Catastrophe

Clive Omelet experiences a department store catastrophe on his funny blog where he talks about his many predicaments.

I was at my favorite department store to buy a sporty coat and I couldn’t find what I was looking for. I asked the sales clerk for some help and he informed me that I was in a bakery.

What does one do when an incident of this magnitude occurs? I really need your help to move past this catastrophe. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy wearing sporty coats and eating baked goods?

Clive Omelet
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