My Petting Zoo Calamity

Clive Omelet experiences a petting zoo calamity on his blog where he talks about his many predicaments.

I was visiting a wonderful petting zoo and having a great time until I tripped on a goat and fell into a gaggle of geese.

What does one do when an earth-shattering event such as this occurs? I really need your help to heal from this experience. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy visiting petting zoos and mingling with goats and geese?

Clive Omelet
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