Does anyone actually know how any of this works?

Have you ever been trying on a suit and discovering something that makes everything go confusingly awry? My name is Clive, and my life is a series of events that leave me genuinely bewildered.

I’m just an ordinary guy who finds everyday life—from corn to closets—quite baffling. I share these stories because I’m sincerely hoping to figure out what’s going on. I’m glad you’re here.

People say I’m silly, offbeat, kooky, absurd, and awkward, but I just talk about my life.

Visit my YouTube channel and subscribe so we can figure things out together.