Welcome. I’m Clive Omelet and this is my blog where I talk about my many predicaments and need your help to figure things out. Thanks for visiting, I’d love to hear from you. Cheers, Clive.
My Latest Blog Posts about My Many Predicaments
- My Milkshake Nightmare
I was making a cool and delicious milkshake to enjoy on a hot day recently but, when I took the lid off my blender, a ghostly voice told me to add more tuna.
What does one do when a life-changing event such as this occurs? I really need your help to heal from this nightmare. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy using my blender and savoring tuna milkshakes?
- My Department Store Catastrophe
I was at my favorite department store to buy a sporty coat and I couldn’t find what I was looking for. I asked the sales clerk for some help and he informed me that I was in a bakery.
What does one do when an incident of this magnitude occurs? I really need your help to move past this catastrophe. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy wearing sporty coats and eating baked goods?
- My Shoe Turmoil
I was putting on one of my favorite pairs of shoes and looking forward to having a great day when I looked down and realized I was wearing two cantaloups on my feet.
What does one do when an event of this consequence transpires? I really need your help to heal from this turmoil. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy wearing shoes and eating delicious cantaloups?