Welcome. I’m Clive Omelet and this is my blog where I talk about my many predicaments and need your help to figure things out. Thanks for visiting, I’d love to hear from you. Cheers, Clive.
My Latest Blog Posts about My Many Predicaments
- My Mashed Potato Crisis
I was enjoying some delicious mashed potatoes when something about the texture seemed off. I inspected the mashed potatoes more closely and noticed there was a family of circus performers living in them.
What does one do when an event of this seriousness presents itself? I need your help to figure out what to do. What advice would you give me so I may once again savor mashed potatoes and going to the circus?
- My Swimming Pool Disaster
I decided to go swimming the other day in my fabulous pool but, when I dove into the refreshing water, I saw something strange. I was relieved when I realized that it was just a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
What does one do when such a life-changing event occurs? I need your help to figure out how to deal with this disaster. What advice would you give me so I may once again enjoy swimming and dinosaurs?
- My Pickle Jar Mayhem
I was in the mood for a delicious pickle but, when I tried to open the jar, it slipped out of my hands and flew out the window and into a passing horse-drawn carriage.
What does one do when an event such as this occurs? I really need your help to heal from this unbearable mayhem. What advice do you have for me so I may once again enjoy delicious pickles and horse-drawn carriage rides?
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